A Limp Penis

How can you be younger than me and you have a limp penis?

Is it another woman? Is it another man? What is it?

It was already small, petite, or for my Spanish speaking friends pequeño and you couldn’t even keep it up.

23 years old and your penis is limp like a man suffering from a midlife crisis.

I have nothing for you or your penis and for you to be a friend you should have spoken to me.

I’m not sure if you were embarrassed, I know I was because I was ready to have sex and ended up in a nightmare.

I’m not sure but I know this, I will never speak to you again. I don’t know you and don’t want to know you. Yes you’re deleted from my social media and my phone.

Oh and one  more thing: I might have to take your friend up on that offer. 😉

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