Dear Amazon

You bald headed harlot, I went to your site to order eyebrow shapers, because your competitor WalMart in my area wanted to be some stingy whores and not have the shapers that I wanted. I found the eyebrow shapers, unfortunately I also purchased $95 of other items as well.

Damn you Amazon!!! I love you and hate you at the same damn time, you marvelous succubus.

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