Annoyed as Hell

You know it’s real when you’ve got to put your phone on do not disturb. I’m trying to be more open but when people say dumb stuff I just wanna stay in my room and hide under the sheets.

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The Nappy Headed Bitch

Yes I’m black woman with naturally kinky hair but I’m not a nappy headed bitch. I can tell you five ways I could be a nappy headed bitch. I could be a nappy headed bitch by telling our supervisors how you take three to four hour breaks (committing time clock fraud). I could be a […]

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A Limp Penis

How can you be younger than me and you have a limp penis? Is it another woman? Is it another man? What is it? It was already small, petite, or for my Spanish speaking friends pequeño and you couldn’t even keep it up. 23 years old and your penis is limp like a man suffering […]

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