Feet

Gentlemen: if her feet look like she climbs up trees with them, don’t have sex with her. Just leave the premises immediately.

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Friday Night Date

I went on a date!!! Yay me! No not from Tinder, a friend from college came to town and took me out. We had a great time full of food, laughter and relaxation. It made me realize that I’m worthy of true love and respect . As you guys know I was involved with a […]

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Disgusted

I’m disgusted that I wasted my time on someone who never cared about me. I’m disgusted that I gave my heart and almost my complete body to someone who just wanted another story for his friends. I’m disgusted that I cried my eyes out during my times of being betrayed just to realize that it […]

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The Tinder Experiment

Yes ladies and gentlemen you read that title correctly. I’m going to try the dating app to see if I can actually find a decent guy. Since my small ass town or my crazy ass job isn’t helping.

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The Little Things

If they don’t appreciate the little things, then they may never appreciate you.

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A Limp Penis

How can you be younger than me and you have a limp penis? Is it another woman? Is it another man? What is it? It was already small, petite, or for my Spanish speaking friends pequeño and you couldn’t even keep it up. 23 years old and your penis is limp like a man suffering […]

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